A man goes to the doctor one day because he’s turned into a bug. When the doctor asks him what’s wrong, he says, “Well, I have a bit of a Kafka”.
would u rather fight a buff nerd or a jock who listens to jazz
things to remember:
- nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
- because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable
*passive aggressive mom dramatically putting away dishes and denying help*
Mom, are you sure you don’t want any help?
no I don’t need any help I can do it all by myself just like I do everything in this house, by myself…..